song is the single and the single sucks

Mix made for @kyle_sibert at the San Francisco Vlogvetica Full House Gathering. Everyone got a mix and they were all different but there were a lot of comments about wanting to know what was on the mix here on Kyle's Saturday vlog and i figured this was easier that commenting over and over again.

1.yo relatives-dj assault
2.pursuit of happiness by kid cudi the steve aoki remix
3.WARP 1.9 by the blood beetroots ft. steve aoki
4.Hold the Line by Major Lazer ft. santigold and Mr. Lex
5.Bump by Spank Rock
6.Standing on the Shore by Empire of the Sun
7.Next to Argyle by Scissors for Lefty
8.The Fun Powder Plot by Wild Beasts
9.Let's Talk Turkey by IMA Robot
10.Turnstile Blues by Autolux
11.Atlantis To Interzone by Klaxons (Crystal Castles Remix fast)
12.Nrrd Grrl by MC Chris (better known as the reincarnated rapper on many episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force ie. MC Pee Pants)
13. STD Dance by IMA Robot

Better

Why would i sit here,
so still,
very very.
what?
I can't consume like they want me to?
possibly,
it's possible.
Improbably
a problem
says I
megaphone hand held
louder good man, louder
My streets are cleaner than yours.
I hold that over your head.
What?
I'm conforming like they want me to.
So high above your head there's pavement falling in your eyes.
My pavement can cure blindness.
Evangelical gravel.
What?!
I can't breed like they want me to!
I read the small print.
"come on man, you know it ain't like that?"
Like that?! Like THAT?! You're like that!
That's what that tag means.
I read the small print.
Why would I sit here,
so still
very very.
I'm not right for them.
What?!
Not right for them.

Coasts That Are

The east coast on it's passive continental shelf seems backwards to me on my "dynamic" west coast.
Reverting back now to an August past where the stereotypes of a NYU break coddle me.
Dancing outfitted youth filling my plastic cup before they fill their noses
My junctures attaching themselves to the somewhat faded open edges of California,
between
"less than satisfied"
and "underwhelmed"
while my feet wade in jealousy
Tragic California girl, please whine more about your tuitioned education of pleated skirt catholicism!
We can't get enough!
Want to, need to
hear more MORE about how you miss the fashion forward dirty lust coast.
Ennui filled irony,
ennui being less west,
less north,
less "hella boring",
(again again!)
Ennui filled irony is you
(me, all me!)
chewing on the edges of your tongue while miles away,
someone who feels their passive part of the continent unmoving and stagnant,
whines for my
(yours, mine and someday theirs)
dynamic crashing and jerking graveyard hometown.

Questions to Lords

When was the last time...
First?
Second?
Or twelfth?
..that you conquered empires just to watch them fall?
When did you first...
Last?
Begin?
or end?
to idealize the bloodshed and panic?
I know, for a fact...
Fiction.
Stories.
and rumors.
that you have cried on several shoulders so you can leave your mark.
When the time comes for all of this to end...
Pass.
Finish.
and die.
There will be no place for you anymore.
Kings in tombs, fathers in graves, your body alone.
Abandoned.
Forgotten.
and burned.
Scattered to blend
Mold.
Move.
and suffer
with all of those...
empires burning.

to bond

These two,
blended for the creation,
and desecration,
of the institution,
in which we,
as followers and herders,
consume from eagerly.
The task,
of two as one,
is simple.
Drink body and eat mind.
Consume.
Consume.
Consume,
until...
as the last glass is raised in a toast,
"To two!
As One!
Drunk and Full,
we worship and praise thy union!"
A toast
not heard.
Too soft in sound to be heard over
the shouts and curses
of the ones as halves.
Incomplete persons,
enraged with the envy,
of thousands.
Moaning so loud,
their damnations to our creation.
Consume!
Consume!
we pray...
purge and starve!
purge and starve!
they beg...
We push back...the doors to towers.
We push back...their hands empty and cold.
We push forward...with our ceremony,
of two as one.
Drink, Drink!
and be wary...
our longing...

on high.

for tyleroakley

Swing Tree/discovery
Daniel (Death Metal Disco Scene Remix)/bat for lashes
Burial (Benny Blanco Remix Feat. Neon Hitch)/miike snow
Little Secrets/passion pit
Fortune Teller/forest fire
Drugs In My Body/thieves like us
Touch Me I'm Going To Scream Pt. 2/my morning jacket
Carmensita/devendra banhart
The Devil's Crayon/wild beasts

Comic Con

Oh shit son! I never use this thing but I think Comic Con weekend is the PERFECT way to get back into the blogging groove.

I headed down to SoCal with my friends on wednesday at "way to fucking early" o'clock. We sang we played road trip games we discussed how I am the expert/go to girl about all things bitches and hoes related.
Arrived. Got settled in the tiny hotel. Went out for pretty good pizza. Invented the "sly five" with Megan. Then dropped a couple of the friends off at the preview night for four day pass holders then prepared for the next day. Thursday was all about getting used to the amount of people and booths and nerdiness there was. Went to the Chowder, Flapjack, and Adventure time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNVYWJOEy9A) panel. It's crazy to see Thurop, the creator and voice of flapjack, actually sound like flapjack but look more like a lumber jack. Pen Ward the creator of Adventure Time had been tweeting all month about wanting to have some kind of beach part BBQ after the panel. He chose a location the day before and after the panel was over the gang and I headed on down. We found fellow nerds there via are fake sword weilding and shouts of "ADVENTURE!" I want to say that like 50 people were there maybe. It was super chill. We got a fire pit, Pen brought 10 pizzas, our new friend Nate from Santa Monica brought beer (though the WORST beer I had ever drank), silent football was played, jokes were made, art was exchanged, and sand found its way into everything. Hearing the voice of Flapjack say regular/drunk things is pretty hilariou BTW.

Friday was all about The Mighty Boosh. Megan got in ninja quick to get her and I some Comic Con exclusive Boosh T-Shirts from the BBC America booth. (THANK YOU MEGAN!!) We waited in line for the signing at the Adult Swim booth for HOURS!!! When people began to arrive and kind of take over our place we (I) got a lil vocal on how I was willing to inflict physical harm on anyone who got i the way of the group I was in or the people who I had seen waiting around just as long. Of course we made into the line and way up front as well. Made it onto the Boosh DVD twitter (http://twitpic.com/bhmpu) Got to meet the boosh got my boosh book signed. Then it was off to the room where they were to have their panel in a couple hours. Sat through some other panels just to no lose my spot. The panel was incredibly entertatining. I felt bad for the Adult Swim guy who was trying to head the panel because he just had no control over the cast. They tangent a lot and you could tell the guy was trying to get the questions in but it just wasn't in the cards. That night was the Boosh DJ set at 4th and B. While in line we met Tobby who was filiming for the DVD. He thought the line was too short and we explained it was too early and that he should relay the message that a San Francico show would be GREATLY appreciated. He came back out 40 minutes later and came back up to us to express how happy it made him that the line was longer. We are now his fanclub. I got hug raped by the Crack Fox since Bennett is a jerk-face. The crack fox literally said "I'm stepping in your foot so you can't get away!" UGHH!
The show was advertised as a DJ set but it was also an hour or their live comedy show and it was LIFE CHANGING lol. They did DJ at the end.

Saturday i slept all day and watched great movies on ABC family.
Sunday we went to Disney Land. I LOVE DISNEY LAND! We went on all the rides we could possibly want to. Megan and I did a lil bit of ditching during the Fantasmic show and went on secret train! and then some more rides. We also had the best Jungle Cruise guide during our ditching adventures as well. As a group (well bennett megan and I) decided to talk in a british accent all day. If and when we were asked where we are from we would be honest and say that we were from NorCal and we are faking it. This happened and the lady who was asking didn't belive us and told us that we should be proud of where we were from lol.

We drove back yesteday and the trip was resonably enjoyable for an 8 hour drive.
I am not really happy to be back but I did miss home in some ways but can't wait for next year. Ugh i have no idea how next year is possibly going to top this year!